Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

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The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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They both wont be investigated very closely.

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Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."