How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

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What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

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Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

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Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

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Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore