How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

Hinge Jokes More Hinge Jokes

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

Adore Jokes More Adore Jokes

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore