How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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Cot-on-wool.

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How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

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Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore