How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

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Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

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Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

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How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !