Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

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How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

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What is it called when Skrillex has a throat infection?

Dubstrep.

What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert?

Stark Raving Mad