Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.