Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

Skrillex Jokes More Skrillex Jokes

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

What is it called when Skrillex has a throat infection?

Dubstrep.