Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

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What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth?

D

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.