Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

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Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

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What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

Green Lipstick Jokes More Green Lipstick Jokes

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.