Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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Turn 19

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If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

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Give her the D.

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.