Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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Shoot the guy that's pushing it

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A Curtis-y flush

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OC A parka, son.

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Wow you looked shocked.

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D