Because red means stop D
An udder failure.
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
An Amoeba.
Just in case he gets a hole in one!
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
Because otherwise his name would be E-war Woo-woo.
A.) Because red means Stop.