Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

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What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

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The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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A waist of time

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Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

Green Lipstick Jokes More Green Lipstick Jokes

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Red Mean Jokes More Red Mean Jokes

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.