A: Because red means stop.
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...
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The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
A.) Because red means Stop.
Because red means stop D