Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

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Air bubbles.

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A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

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Take away their beds...

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.