Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow