How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

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What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

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How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.