How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

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What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

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How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.