How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

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How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

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How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.