What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

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How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.