What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Flat One Jokes More Flat One Jokes

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.