What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

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What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

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What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

How do you get a one armed polack out of a tree?

Wave hello

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What is the cat's favourite TV show ?

The evening mews !

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow