What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

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Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

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Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.