What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

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Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte