What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil