What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

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What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.