How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

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Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

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How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.