How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

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What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

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What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie

What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese