How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

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What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.