How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Blind Kid Jokes More Blind Kid Jokes

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles