He answered the iron
Because it was a Patriot Blaze
Some idiot pulled it out to late
A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.
Hit it in the face with an axe.
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
The telephone rang while she was ironing.
A smooth operator!
swimming goggles
Cancer.
