How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

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Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

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Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

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Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

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What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

He didnt see the point.