How did the blind kid burn the side of ...

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What question must always be answered "Yes"?

What does Y-E-S spell "

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

Blind Kid Jokes More Blind Kid Jokes

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

He didnt see the point.