How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

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Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

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Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

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How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.