What's worse than a fish in the SS?

in. Man, I did that coming.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls?

So they can see what's coming.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.