What's worse than a fish in the SS?

in. Man, I did that coming.

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What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?

With the fishes.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."