What's worse than a fish in the SS?

in. Man, I did that coming.

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.