What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!