What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

A: Fish and ships.

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What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

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What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!