How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

What's an acceptable absolute zero?

0K.