How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

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What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt