What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare