What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

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What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.