What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare