What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What do call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph. Because they're a short es.

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How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

Why are mexicans bad firefighters?

Because they cant tell jose from hose B

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.