What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

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What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What did Jose name his son?

Hose B

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How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...