What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What did the Mexican say to his dirty friend?

Hey Messe

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

What do you call a single Mexican man?

No bae Jose

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !