What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ?

Allegra is broken !

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What's black, white, asian, and mexican?

A lazy panda.

What did the Mexican say to his dirty friend?

Hey Messe

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins