What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

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How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

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What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.