What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

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What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

How do you take your coffee?

How do you take your coffee? Ferguson Police Huh? Black, two shots.

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What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no .