What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

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How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.