What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

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What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no .

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl