What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

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What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

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Because they were being "brewed"

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What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

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Because they use a strongly typed language.

What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt