Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

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Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.