You put his welfare checks in his work boots.
To fry the chicken.
Neighbor
Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"
Because of the sand, which is everywhere.
You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
The one with the welfare check in it.