Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

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Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.