Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

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What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people