Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

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What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

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Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.