Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

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Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.