What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

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Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.