What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

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What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

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Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"?

Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

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What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.