What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

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What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind