What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

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Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What is the opposite of a Predator?

a Postdator

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Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.