What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

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When is a Mexican not a Mexican?

When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

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What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator