What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!"

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Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

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Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"?

Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.