What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

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An instigator!

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Whoever wins...we lose.

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What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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Let us prey first.

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What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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Because he was a child molester.