What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

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Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

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How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.