Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken fall in the well?

He couldn't see that well.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.