Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

What to hear a joke?

Women's Sports.

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin