Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!