Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.