What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush