What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

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Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.

What do people say when Batman skips Church?

Christian Bale

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Who makes the best fried chicken?

Crispin Glover.

Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

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How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!