Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

A: Because it liked the tick talk.

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How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

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What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up?

Hushpuppies.

Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

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Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernals