What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What do you call a bunch of high Mexicans?

Baked Beans