What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians?

It was Bin-Laden

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...