What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

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Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other?

A.) An air mattress.

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.