What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Previous Random Joke Next

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow