Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables?

In an American nursing home.

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Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.