How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

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Americans put it everywhere!

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I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.