How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

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How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons?

a Filipino

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How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.