What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.