What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...