What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What does a feminist pick up from the post office?

Their femail

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred