What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican child molester?

A Pedrophile

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet