What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!