Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

Previous Random Joke Next

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

Nile Jokes More Nile Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

Rich Person Jokes More Rich Person Jokes

What do you call the richest person in the soup industry?

A boullionaire

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.