Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

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What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.