Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

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Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

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Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.