Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!