Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many femenists does it *really* take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.