Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks