They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
Just Juan....
A: Hold my purse.
Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*
Because you turn 360 and walk away!!
I've been framed.
Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
It saves so much time.
Ted Cruz