Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates