Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes