Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !