Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Because based god and acid god had a baby.
Geordi La Forage
She must have called a 1,000 times
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)
Because 7 8 9.
It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago
A bird who knocks before delivering its message !