Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
An American
Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
To throw the Roadrunner off.
Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
I, 4-1, know we won't win."
it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!
Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy
one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries
At Toys We Is
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*