Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"