Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...