What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.