What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

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What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"