What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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Cuz they're from Douche-anbe!

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What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"