What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

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What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.