Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

What's going on under there?

Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

Frozen Jokes More Frozen Jokes

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.