A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.
zero, because none of them knows how to
Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
A church bell peals from the steeple.
The NBA
Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one