How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

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What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

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Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.