How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one