How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.

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What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.