A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.
When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!
No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.
You sit in your own pew
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
The Incredible Sulk!
