How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!