What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do some girls walk in threes?

They can't even.

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Diffrence Jokes More Diffrence Jokes

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist