What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

99 Jokes More 99 Jokes

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano