Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
cause they're ugly and they stink.
Because she was an operetta (operator).
A viper !
Mourning wood! :)
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
