What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey