What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What do dogs have that no other animal has ?

Puppy dogs !

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?

A bellerina !

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey