What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey