Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!