Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

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Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.