How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

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What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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They both like to crack open a cold one

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How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

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What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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Student : By Staying at home. :p

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For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.