How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

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Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

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How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza