How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

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What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

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Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates