How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

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Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

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How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

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Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol