Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

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Who is fastest girl in the world?

Answer: Airtel 4G girl.

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

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How do you spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

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How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.