Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

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Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

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What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

What goes: 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it?

A blind guy with a rubix cube

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What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.