Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

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What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.