Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

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What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

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What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD