Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.