Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!