Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

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What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork