Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

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How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

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What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.